Posted by: thezedword | May 30, 2010

Ouch

Me, to seemingly injured kid: Are you OK?

5-year-old Kid: They’re hurt.

Me: What’s hurt?

5-year-old Kid: My balls!

Fifteen minutes later, as kid leaves.

Me: Don’t hurt yourself again.

5-year-old Kid: Don’t hurt what?

Me, after making sure his mom couldn’t hear: Your balls.

5-year-old Kid, proudly: My big balls.

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